10 INTERESTING THINGS

STAGED WORKS AND CANTATAS
26 October 2020
THE AGE OF WISDOM
2 November 2020
STAGED WORKS AND CANTATAS
26 October 2020
THE AGE OF WISDOM
2 November 2020

10 INTERESTING (NON-MUSICAL) THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM CHOIR

  • How to fold a blazer inside out to stop it creasing.
  • How to wrestle a fitted sheet onto a bed.
  • How to wiggle your toes to stop you fainting on stage.
  • How to hit yourself on the head with a tuning fork.
  • How to keep singing when the boy next to you is fainting, or worse, about to be sick!
  • How to walk up stairs while wearing a long dress (robe).
  • How to balance a bread and butter plate on top of a bowl of soup.
  • If you’re not 10 minutes early - you’re late.
  • How to avoid tying your tie by using the wonderful invention called an elasticated tie.
  • How to keep yourself quiet for a whole hour during quiet time.